Preseason: Rangers 4, Slovan Bratislava 1

The Rangers' Eurotrip continued on Sunday with an afternoon match with Slovan Bratislava. The Slovaks, like the Czechs on Thursday, supposedly had a good first period before letting the Rangers be the big, strong NHL visitor they were supposed to be.

I wrote 'supposedly' because I missed the first two periods while at the derby between the two Zurich football teams so please feel free to add anything you saw in the comments. By the time I turned it on at the start of the third period, this one was ovaaaaaaa. Both teams were blowing power plays, few checks were finished and it was just a matter of waiting for the stick salute.

A few Late Hits (BTW, that is the name for my game notes from now on. Original, right?):

*Slovan's cheerleaders did their little dances in the aisles. In Prague, as in Jersey, the scantily clad 'entertainers' had a platform of their own that they bump and grind on. Guess Slovan is a team of and for the people.

*I wonder how many of the penalties that Stu Bickel has been called for so far this preseason would be called in regular season NHL hockey. He is bigger and stronger than his opponents and it shows.

*Didn't notice Erik Christensen once. Sean Avery, the door is open ...

*Loved seeing Ryan McDonagh get a goal. He has done the right thing by getting his defense in order, why not add a little offense? This is the point right where Marc Staal stalled. Staal lost Fedor Tyutin and was saddled with Rozsival so he had to remain the responsible one. When Mike Sauer gets back, he should give McD the freedom needed to keep adding offense.

*Mats Zuccarello looked great. He is finally giving up his reluctance to shoot which is huge but it is a slow process. In the third period Slovan knew he wasn't going to fire the puck and they forced turnovers because of it. But he is still willing to throw that undersized frame of his around. He hit Chara last season, so why not some no-name giant for Slovan? Go Zuke.

*Hank looked alright but it was obvious by the time I tuned in that Slovan didn't have much left in the tank.

*They showed a fan wearing a nice hoodie commemorating the game. Sparta also had game-night merch. I wonder why Frolunda dropped the ball, they would have made a ton on anything with Hank's face on it. I'll let you know what they do in Zug tomorrow!

V2010: Slovakia

It must be said that Slovakia will have some outstanding firepower in an offense led by Marian Hossa and Marian Gaborik and solid defense anchored by Norris winner in Zdeno Chara. But that that doesn't mean that this roster is going to win a medal.

Slovakia will not have an easy go of it in Vancouver but certainly has a chance to survive the first round if they can open with a win in the grudge match against the Czech Republic on February 17th. You can preeeeetty much guarantee a loss against Russia on the 18th (I'll be there!) but a win over the Latvians on the 20th is very possible.

Gabby should be great playing with Hossa but you have to be holding your breath every second of every one of his shifts for who will be the Jarkko Ruutu to his Jaromir Jagr. Hossa has been nothing short of outstanding since coming back from injury for Chicago and should be bolstered by his brother Marcel. The lesser Hossa, the former Ranger, is spending his second season playing with Dinamo Riga in Latvia and - you had better sit down for this - is averaging a point per game this season. Yep, Marcel Hossa: 24 goals, 14 assists in 37 games. Our summer signing of Tyler Arnason, by the way, left Harford and is playing with Marcel on Riga and has five points in 12 games. Glad we spent money on that guy.

But I digress, back to the Slovaks: Gabby will have former Wild teammates Branko Radivojevic and Pavol Demitra, if Demitra ever gets healthy. Aside from those guys, Ziggy Palffy will get to show the world how much gas he has left, Miroslav Satan will show the NHL what they are missing (no one wanted to sign poor Miro this summer, boo hoo) and Richard Zednik will show the NHL that he doesn't miss them. All in all, the wings have some fire and some firepower but the Slovaks will be weak down the middle with Demitra (maybe), Michal Handzus, Jozef Stumpel and Martin Cibak.

The blueline won't be weak, not with Chara there. Bruins fans will likely be pissed as the Slovaks will call upon the big man to play some big minutes. He will have some help though, with Lubomir Visnovsky there to move the puck and the Andrejs - Meszaos and Sekera - to help stop it. Milan Jurcina has to be happy to hear that he was included on the team, what with Washington banishing him to Columbus yesterday in the deal for Jason Chimera. Ranger fans may remember Richard Lintner from back in the dark days of the 2002-03 season but really, he wasn't very good.

The final wall of defense will be shared by two goaltenders who have been trying but have never outright won starting jobs in the NHL - Peter Budaj and Jaro Halak. Halak, at times, is outstanding and Budaj, well, he has an outstanding mask. The third guy, Rastislav Stana, is a nobody. And all in all nobody should look past this Slovak side but it would be a bit surprising if they were to make it out of Vancouver with a medal.

No Rest For The Wicked

Just a heads up folks, due to a quick turnaround for work last night, I forgot my laptop today and thus will be late with the Rangers v. Carolina wrap tonight/tomorrow (especially since I have another quick turnaround tonight). To those that wait with baited breath, I should have it by tomorrow afternoon. My sincerest apologies.

To try to make it up to you, I present probably my favourite YouTube hockey clip of the last year. It comes courtesy of the surprisingly good New York Times Slap Shot hockey blog and they call it the Most Joyous Seven Minutes of Hockey Ever. Outside of the Rangers winning the Cup in '94, I would have to agree ... its an underdog Slovakian hockey team beating a rival to move into second place. They celebrate the achievement in spectacular fashion: