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So who am I?
- Scotty Hockey
- I am Ranger fan and season ticket holder who is more than a little obsessed with hockey. The first thing I can remember is watching a Ranger game with my dad, listening to him yell "Shoot the puck Barry!" I loathe the Islanders, hate everyone else in the Atlantic and despise Mmmaarrrttttyyyy and Cindy. While I am a objective journalist in real life (seriously), this is NOT a media site and is kept quite far from my profession; it is simply an outlet for me to let loose my opinions of the Blueshirts - very distinctly Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde. My Ranger rantings and ravings have appeared on (or been linked to) such notable sites as the New York Times, Puck Daddy, Deadspin and NBC's Pro Hockey Talk - and I can't thank them enough. Comments and criticism are always welcome within the boundaries of good taste; feel free to e-mail me at TrueBlueFan329@gmail.com.
And you should follow me on Twitter: @ScottyHockey.
All photos on this site were culled from around the web unless specified as being taken by me - that means I point out that I took the shot, put a sig on it or it's up on my Flickr page. The majority of game pics come from Yahoo! Sports, who in turn picks up Getty and AP more often than not.
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17 comments:
Large black coffee, no sugar. Small regular, one sugar, for Sully. And bring me back my change.
"What the hell's wrong with you Wade? You're playing almost as bad as Rozy. Oh, shit Rozy, sorry, I didn't notice you there."
"Why do you suck so much?"
Redden "Anything you can do about the booing coach?"
Torts "Yeah take this rope and hang yourself from the rafters, then maybe the fans will cheer you."
"Are you sure that high stick won't keep you out a few weeks?"
Now Wade I want you to take your head out of you ass and try to play hockey!
scotty - that was me who complimented you on the blog before the game. i'll have to catch up to your blog over time as i am behind in my rranger readings. really loved your work in your various travels last season incl the cup finals.
LI JOE
1 set of hockey equipment: $6,000,000
82 games of inconsistent, anemic play: $6,000,000
Incredible drain on precious salary cap space: $6,000,000
Making the coach blow his stack in the 2nd game of the season: Priceless
It takes a lot of money to get a good hockey player. For everything else, there's Wade
Redden.
Torts : You have played this game before right? Because it sure as shit doesn't look like it...
Rozy thinks to himself (at least someone else is taking the heat off of me, maybe I can just kind of hide in obscurity...)
"No, Wade, the guys in blue are on YOUR team...pass the puck to THEM."
"Wade, I need you to go cheap shot Emery and then challenge Pronger and the whole Philly bench. Everyone else just back off and let Wade handle this one"
Torts: So what you're telling me is Sather actually gave you a contract of 6 mill per year for 6 years?
Wade, I guarantee you that if you keep playing the way you are, I will personally make certain that your number will be raised to the rafters. I will put the freakin' noose around your neck myself and pull!!
Wade: "I'm serious coach that guy to your left looks like Lars Ulrich from Metallica."
Torts: "I loathe you Wade Redden, LOATHE."
Make it better! Turn up the good, turn down the suck! Turn down the suck knob. Think you got suck all the way crancked to 10, Wade!... right up to 10.... I think ya broke the knob right off cranking it so hard!
I reccommend you try another sport!... like knitting!
I can't believe Ottawa kept you instead of Chara. Than you pulled the same Volcan mind meld on Sather, Well I'll tell you this I'm not falling for your crap, you tried to hit me with it but you got Rosi instead! Now both of you snap out of it or your headed to Hartford!
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