Saturday, September 29, 2007

Don't Do Drugs Kids

Now I remember Glen Hanlon being the sieve in the Rangers goal in the mid-80's. He could never have been accused of juicing to improve his play; he finished with a career record of 167-202-61.

But now, as the head coach of the Washington Caps, I think the NHL Substance Abuse program has to take a look him ... need proof? Here is a quote from this preseason:
"We knew he was really good, but all the coaches have really commented on how good he has been for us. He's been a really solid player, and he seems like he is just hitting his stride here. ... I think all successful teams have that one go-to guy who can play in all key situations."

Now normally that wouldn't be an indicator of chemically-induced delusions, but in this case it is -- he was talking about Tom Poti!

He has to be on drugs!!!!!!!!

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